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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jan 14, 2020. 10 comments

Bern Victim: If Rumors Are True, Bernie Sanders Is Going to Have to Explain Why He Reportedly Told Elizabeth Warren a Woman Can’t Win

Bern Victim: If Rumors Are True, Bernie Sanders Is Going to Have to Explain Why He Reportedly Told Elizabeth Warren a Woman Can’t Win

Bernie Sanders, America’s favorite mall kiosk tax preparer, is going to have to do a lot of mansplaining to work himself out of this one.

According to reports, during a private meeting in 2018 between him and Elizabeth Warren, the two longtime friends sat down to discuss what was at stake with Trump at the helm. They discussed facing off against each other and what that might mean for their...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 04, 2019. 18 comments

Trump Offers ‘Isis Fighters’ to French President Because He Just Can’t Stop Being a Global Embarrassment

Trump Offers ‘Isis Fighters’ to French President Because He Just Can’t Stop Being a Global Embarrassment

American albatross and the president of people who believe in UFOs sat across from the president of France—a real president—who continuously embarrassed Trump in a tense meeting that the U.S. president made tense by being an asshole.

During the sideline NATO meeting Tuesday, Trump did the condescending asshole-y thing he does where he offered the French leader, Emmanuel Macron, “ISIS fighters”...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. May 23, 2019. 14 comments

Trump Walks Out of Meeting Claiming He Can’t Work With Democratic Leaders as Long as He’s Being Investigated

Trump Walks Out of Meeting Claiming He Can’t Work With Democratic Leaders as Long as He’s Being Investigated

President Trump continues to govern like a spoiled rich kid plays football.

We all know this kid—the one who has the brand new K-2 football signed by Russell Wilson who wants to play with everyone but only if everyone follows his rules. The kid that doesn’t want to play tackle and will get mad if tagged too hard. The kid that will get frustrated if he doesn’t score a touchdown. The kid that...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Feb 27, 2019. 4 comments

America's Kim Jong Un and North Korea's Kim Jong Un Arrive In Vietnam for Bae-cation

America's Kim Jong Un and North Korea's Kim Jong Un Arrive In Vietnam for Bae-cation

It’s no secret that President Trump is an open relationship with Russian President Vladimir Putin and Korean leader Kim Jong Un. All three dictators met on the political version of Gindr and have been canoodling ever since.

For some reason, President Trump is insistent on giving Kim Jong Un a world stage that helps legitimize his role as the stern ruler of North Korea while the rest of the...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jan 30, 2019. 19 comments

Trump Met With Vladimir Putin In Private, Again Because No One Can Stop This Love. No One!

Trump Met With Vladimir Putin In Private, Again Because No One Can Stop This Love. No One!

One would think that after learning that Russian influenced the 2016 election, causing an investigation into collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia, the president would be smart enough to know that maybe he needs to cool down his love affair with Vladimir Putin.

Well, one would be wrong.

According to the Financial Times, Trump spoke to Russian President Vladimir Putin during last...

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Dec 18, 2018.

Staff Member to DNC Chair Donna Brazile: 'You Are Part of the Problem'

Staff Member to DNC Chair Donna Brazile: 'You Are Part of the Problem'

In the wake of Hillary Clinton's stunning loss to Donald Trump, Democratic Party officials held a closed-door meeting Thursday that didn't go as planned.

According to the Huffington Post, Donna Brazile, the interim leader of the Democratic National Committee, was giving an encouraging speech to some 150 employees when a staffer identified only as "Zach" had a few tough questions for the...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Nov 30, 2018. 17 comments

Trump Calls Off Meeting With Putin Right After Michael Cohen Agrees To Sing Like Johnny Gill at His Audition for New Edition

Trump Calls Off Meeting With Putin Right After Michael Cohen Agrees To Sing Like Johnny Gill at His Audition for New Edition

President Donald Trump abruptly canceled his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin Thursday noting: “Ouuuuu, bitch, they onto us!”

Fine, who knows what the hell goes on in that empty pit of shame that sits atop the saggy-skinned movable KFC buckets that make up the president? But two days before he was supposed to sit down with his boyfriend, Trump canceled, claiming that he was no...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jun 20, 2018. 14 comments

Trump Called Undocumented Immigrants ‘Animals,’ and That’s Exactly What He Meant

Trump Called Undocumented Immigrants ‘Animals,’ and That’s Exactly What He Meant

On Wednesday during a White House meeting with mayors, sheriffs and other local leaders from California who oppose the state’s “sanctuary” immigration policies, President Donald Trump referred to some people who cross the borders illegally as “animals,” and that’s exactly what he meant.

“We have people coming into the country, or trying to come in—and we’re stopping a lot of them,” Trump...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Nov 30, 2017. 6 comments

President Trump Hosted an Empty Chair Meeting After 'Chuck and Nancy' Told Him to Kick Rocks 

President Trump Hosted an Empty Chair Meeting After 'Chuck and Nancy' Told Him to Kick Rocks 

Let’s recap, shall we?

President Shoofly von BotherEveryone was supposed to host a meeting with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), to discuss preventing a possible government shutdown. Before the meeting, President DoucheFace von FrostedTufts decided that it would be a good idea to tweet how ineffective and pointless he believed...

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Sep 27, 2017.

Donald Trump Meets With Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, and the Joke Is on All of Us

Donald Trump Meets With Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, and the Joke Is on All of Us

You could not come up with a more desperate pair of political leaders than GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump and Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto. Trump has dug himself into a huge hole in the polls, and his pivot to African Americans has all the skill and grace of the new guy at the YMCA. His plans to reveal a “softer, gentler” immigration plan seemed questionable to supporters and...

Michael Harriot Michael Harriot Aug 21, 2017. 10 comments

Day-Glo Donald’s Secret Fake-News Meeting

Day-Glo Donald’s Secret Fake-News Meeting

Although Donald Trump continues to call legitimate news organizations like CNN, the New York Times and the Washington Post “fake news,” even temporarily barring them from White House press briefings, apparently there is one news source Donald Trump trusts: TMZ.

The New York Times reports that Harvey Levin, the founder of the multimedia celebrity-gossip rag TMZ, met with the commander in chief...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 21, 2017. 10 comments

Chelsea Clinton Claps Back at Trump Over G-20 Ivanka Sit-in

Chelsea Clinton Claps Back at Trump Over G-20 Ivanka Sit-in

Because President Donald Von LonelyFace, who can’t seem to keep the names of any of the Clinton clan off his tiny Twitter fingers, has of course made his G-20 flub of subbing in his daughter Ivanka to hold his seat about the former first family.

“When I left Conference Room for short meetings with Japan and other countries, I asked Ivanka to hold seat. Very standard. Angela M agrees!” Trump...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 18, 2017. 11 comments

Who in TrumPutin’s White House Hasn’t Met With Russians?

Who in TrumPutin’s White House Hasn’t Met With Russians?

At this point, Donald Trump’s White House would probably make out better submitting a list of folks who haven’t spoken with the Russians.

Turns out that since news has broken of Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ meetings with Russian Ambassador Sergey I. Kislyak, the White House is now offering that President Vladimir TrumPutin’s son-in-law and now senior adviser, Jared Kushner, was part of a...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 18, 2017. 8 comments

How a Goofy Russian Pop Star’s Publicist Is Involved in All This White House Russia Stuff

How a Goofy Russian Pop Star’s Publicist Is Involved in All This White House Russia Stuff

I imagine that Papa Steve Bannon is inside the Oval Office having to hold Big Donnie back from beating Lil’ Donnie to a pulp. That’s because Lil’ Donnie, aka Not-Ivanka, didn’t realize that the company line about the meeting he had with a Russian lawyer in June 2016 was that it wasn’t a big deal and turned out to simply be about Russian adoptions.

Trump Jr. Just Confirmed That Russia Is, in...

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Jan 12, 2017.

Obama Makes Play for Chicago Cubs: He’ll Meet With World Series Champs Before He Leaves Office

Obama Makes Play for Chicago Cubs: He’ll Meet With World Series Champs Before He Leaves Office

President Barack Obama is a Chicago White Sox fan, but during the World Series, the Chicago native found himself cheering for the Chicago Cubs. The Cubs became America's feel-good team after their historic World Series championship win, and on Monday, just four days before Obama leaves the White House, the team is scheduled to make an appearance there.

The visit was reportedly fast-tracked so...

Jan 03, 2017.

House GOP Reverses Vote to Gut Ethics Committee

House GOP Reverses Vote to Gut Ethics Committee

Updated Tuesday, Jan. 3, 2017, 1:08 p.m. EST: Even President-elect Donald Trump thought Republicans focused their attention on the wrong issues after they held a closed-door vote to weaken the independent ethics committee created to keep lawmakers honest. On Tuesday, Trump tweeted:

According to Politico, GOP members heard the president-elect and public's displeasure with their sneaky voting...

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