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Apr 02, 2020 at 03:00. 6 comments

Please Say 'Sike'

Please Say 'Sike'

April Fools is a white holiday and I hate it.

I even hate the word “prank.” It sounds like a fart that accidentally came out of a penis. Pranks. How many black people do you know who were involved in a prank? Even its synonyms are stupid.

I bet you’ve never witnessed a negro “caper.” I suspect my homeboy, Thomas, studied so hard because he felt the same way. Thankfully, he has never been...

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Mar 31, 2020 at 03:30. 4 comments

Trump Sent Nearly 17.8 Tons of Medical Supplies to China After First Coronavirus Case in the U.S. When Shortages Hit, He Blamed Obama

Trump Sent Nearly 17.8 Tons of Medical Supplies to China After First Coronavirus Case in the U.S. When Shortages Hit, He Blamed Obama

President Donald Trump was fully aware that on Jan. 21, the coronavirus had hit the United States, the land he’s been elected (by Russian oligarchs) to govern. He may have also known of the disease’s devastation as early as December but on Jan. 21, a 30-year-old Washington state man who had visited Wuhan, China had become sick.

On Feb. 28, Trump was speaking to a group of people who love him...

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Mar 28, 2020. 15 comments

Unfortunately, The Worst People Will Survive This Too

Unfortunately, The Worst People Will Survive This Too

The compulsion to convince ourselves that bad things will eventually happen to bad people can be seductive and cathartic. It’s also embedded in most of the lessons taught to us as kids. Children’s stories and fairytales usually end with the “good” winning and the evil receiving some sort of punishment. The concepts of fair play and sportsmanship—ingrained in all kids who decide to join a...

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Mar 26, 2020. 19 comments

The Quiet Part Is Now Out Loud

The Quiet Part Is Now Out Loud

One of the most overused tropes in sitcoms and movies is when the parents have to say something offensive or talk about something they don’t want their kid to know. Instead of using foul or inappropriate language in front of an innocent child, they will spell out the offending word—usually in whispers. (I have no idea why they whisper but they always do. Is it more difficult to comprehend a...

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Mar 25, 2020. 10 comments

With Lack of Consistent COVID-19 Messaging From Trump Administration, Lax Responses and Misinformation May Increase Health Risks

With Lack of Consistent COVID-19 Messaging From Trump Administration, Lax Responses and Misinformation May Increase Health Risks

Since the coronavirus broke out in the U.S., Donald Trump has offered mixed messages on the severity of the virus, America’s readiness to combat it, and what the administration plans to do to help millions of Americans access healthcare and resources as the pandemic spreads. Just today, Trump said he hoped to have businesses back open and isolation measures alleviated by April 12 (Easter),...

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Mar 24, 2020. 8 comments

Pauses on Foreclosures and Evictions Amid Coronavirus Crisis Protect Millions of Homeowners. Renters, Not so Much

Pauses on Foreclosures and Evictions Amid Coronavirus Crisis Protect Millions of Homeowners. Renters, Not so Much

As “shelter in place” orders are increasing across the country amid the coronavirus outbreak, eviction notices are still being issued by landlords and renters are still facing the possibility of being put out of their homes.

While Trump announced on Wednesday that the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) would be “providing immediate relief to renters and homeowners by suspending...

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Mar 22, 2020. 5 comments

Progressives Really Want Stacey Abrams to be Joe Biden's Running Mate and They Have the Data to Prove She's the Best Choice

Progressives Really Want Stacey Abrams to be Joe Biden's Running Mate and They Have the Data to Prove She's the Best Choice

It’s no secret that anyone looking to put someone new in the Oval Office come November has quite the uphill battle on their hands. While supporters of President Donald Trump appear to remain galvanized and energized (Who knew that bigotry and jingoism delivered through grade-school level Twitter fingers would stick as white conservative America’s wet dream?), the Democratic base seems to be...

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Mar 21, 2020.

Good News for Tardy Tax Payers: The White House Will Extend Filing Deadlines an Extra Three Months

Good News for Tardy Tax Payers: The White House Will Extend Filing Deadlines an Extra Three Months

In these trying times, we could all use an extra grace period to get all of our affairs in order. Of course, there are those of us who wait until the last minute to get things done regardless of the times.

In either case, there’s a bit of good news on the horizon for people who are running late on getting their taxes filed: You got time.

According to AP News, the White House is doing something...

Mar 20, 2020. 20 comments

Before the 'Chinese Virus': A Brief History of White People Blaming America's Problems on Everyone Else

Before the 'Chinese Virus': A Brief History of White People Blaming America's Problems on Everyone Else

Donald Trump is a white supremacist.

Donald Trump is a racist.

While those two previous sentences might seem redundant, they mean two different things. Racists ascribe (consciously or unconsciously) characteristics and attributes to certain races, while white supremacists perpetuate and maintain the superiority of the white race. Even though white supremacists often use racism as a tool and...

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Mar 20, 2020.

Trump Administration Sued for Dropping LGBTQ Non-Discrimination Protections

Trump Administration Sued for Dropping LGBTQ Non-Discrimination Protections

Oh, y’all thought a pandemic was going to stop the President from being trash? Nah, b.

NBC News reports that a lawsuit filed Thursday against the Department of Health and Human Services(HHS) alleges that a proposal to stop enforcing Obama-era nondiscrimination protections for LGBTQ people is against the law. The proposal would allow the HHS to give federal funding to organizations even if...

Mar 20, 2020. 5 comments

Lizzo, Anderson Paak Among Artists Calling on Trump to Save the Entertainment Industry from Financial Ruin

Lizzo, Anderson Paak Among Artists Calling on Trump to Save the Entertainment Industry from Financial Ruin

With the entertainment industry decimated by catastrophic losses and indefinite delays as it endures the ugliest shutdown it’s ever seen, fan favorites like Lizzo and Anderson Paak are calling on President “China Virus” to intervene.

Rolling Stone and Variety report that a slew of heavyweight artists and executives, such as balladeer Babyface, Grammy-Award winning bassist Verdine White, and...

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Mar 19, 2020. 8 comments

Who Knew Tulsi Gabbard Was Still Running for President? Well, Those 4 People Are Going to Be Upset to Learn That She’s Dropped Out

Who Knew Tulsi Gabbard Was Still Running for President? Well, Those 4 People Are Going to Be Upset to Learn That She’s Dropped Out

Hawaii Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard, Russia’s favorite operative not named Donald Trump, has officially dropped out of the race for Democratic presidential candidate. Gabbard is the woman who calls you three years into your new marriage to tell you that she’s moved on. Gabbard is the woman that wants the McDonald’s manager to explain why she can’t get a McDLT. She is the woman who stayed in...

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Mar 19, 2020. 1 comments

Debbie Allen, John Legend and More Make Social Distancing a Little Bit Easier

Debbie Allen, John Legend and More Make Social Distancing a Little Bit Easier

Thanks to the coronavirus, outside has been canceled.

COVID-19, the illness caused by the novel coronavirus—or DaRona, as I affectionately call it—stormed the globe and shut down everything that was remotely related to bringing me happiness. The gym? Canceled. The movies and restaurants? Canceled. Events? Canceled. Hoetivities? Yup, that’s canceled too. While stuck in my house, I have eaten...

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Mar 19, 2020. 22 comments

John Cornyn Blaming Coronavirus on Chinese 'Culture' Is Only the 3rd Most Racist Thing a Republican Said Today

John Cornyn Blaming Coronavirus on Chinese 'Culture' Is Only the 3rd Most Racist Thing a Republican Said Today

We finally have some good news out of this coronavirus crisis.

It turns out, I’m not racist.

While I have long suspected that the charges of reverse racism levied against me were bullshit, a group of Republicans went all out on blaming their president’s inability to contain the coronavirus on the Chinese people, even arguing that it’s OK for Trump to refer to a submicroscopic material with no...

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Mar 19, 2020. 4 comments

Border Between Canada and United States to Close Due to Coronavirus

Border Between Canada and United States to Close Due to Coronavirus

The amount of news popping off around the coronavirus pandemic has made every day feel like a year. The situation continues to escalate with each day with more and more drastic measures having to be taken.

According to Politico, Canada and the U.S have decided to close the border between the two countries to only non-essential travel. The move was announced Wednesday by Canadian Prime...

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Mar 18, 2020. 21 comments

Donald Trump's Old Ebola Tweets Reveal His Incompetence on Coronavirus

Donald Trump's Old Ebola Tweets Reveal His Incompetence on Coronavirus

Trump’s old tweets prove he’s a hypocritical idiot.

That’s it. That’s the lede.

What?

OK. After writing this article comparing Trump’s handling of the coronavirus crisis with his previous statements, The Root’s Managing Editor Genetta Adams just informed me this lede is not enough. All I can think of is an old joke about a young black airplane pilot flying his first commercial flight out of...

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Mar 18, 2020. 11 comments

To Combat the Coronavirus, Trump Administration Proposes an Emergency Stimulus Check for Every Adult American: 'We Have to Do This Now'

To Combat the Coronavirus, Trump Administration Proposes an Emergency Stimulus Check for Every Adult American: 'We Have to Do This Now'

Feeding into mass hysteria isn’t exactly my ministry, but I think it’s safe to say that at this point, the coronavirus has ruined almost all of our lives to some extent.

But as I sit here in my dark apartment, devoid of groceries, NBA highlights and social interaction, I take solace in knowing that our fearless leader, Donald Trump—the same imbecile who eliminated our U.S. pandemic response...

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Mar 18, 2020. 23 comments

America's Response to the Coronavirus Is a Natural Consequence of White Supremacy

America's Response to the Coronavirus Is a Natural Consequence of White Supremacy

It’s crucial to remember, when attempting to place both the Trump presidency and the devotion he still receives today in the proper context, that the idea that white people have voted and will continue to vote against their self-interests when supporting him is a fallacy. He is president because, for his tens of millions of white fans, Trump acknowledged and actively pledged to reverse what...

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Mar 17, 2020. 13 comments

Former White House Staffer Anthony Scaramucci, aka ‘Mucci Mane,’ Calls Trump the Virus and Other Nice Things

Former White House Staffer Anthony Scaramucci, aka ‘Mucci Mane,’ Calls Trump the Virus and Other Nice Things

Former White House director of communications Anthony Scaramucci, aka “Mucci Mane,” was in the White House a day longer than Kim Kardashian’s marriage to that one NBA white guy, but that isn’t stopping him from going on all the talk shows and taking it to his former boss.

On Monday, Mucci Mane went on MSNBC’s Morning Joe with co-hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski and trashed the...

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Mar 16, 2020. 3 comments

Not Too Peachy Keen: Georgia Reschedules Presidential Primary Voting to May 19 Due to Coronavirus Concerns

Not Too Peachy Keen: Georgia Reschedules Presidential Primary Voting to May 19 Due to Coronavirus Concerns

#DatRona got us all @#$%-ed up.

Things in The Peach State aren’t too peachy keen when it comes to voting this spring.

On Saturday, Georgia state elections officials postponed next week’s presidential primary because of the coronavirus pandemic — becoming the second state forced to push back a vote in the race for the White House due to the outbreak of the deadly disease also known as COVID-19.

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