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Jay Connor Jay Connor Aug 02, 2019. 13 comments

Home of Elijah Cummings Was Burglarized and President Petty Responded Exactly as You'd Expect Him To

Home of Elijah Cummings Was Burglarized and President Petty Responded Exactly as You'd Expect Him To

Hours before our Imbecile-in-Chief took to Twitter on Saturday to unleash his latest diatribe on the city of Baltimore comes the revelation that the home of Rep. Elijah Cummings was burglarized.

The President Was Up Early Rage Tweeting About Rep. Elijah Cummings [Updated]

President Petty, apparently tired of directing racist tweets toward the four congresswomen known as …

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Jay Connor Jay Connor Apr 19, 2019. 13 comments

Oops Upside Your Head: 65-Year-Old Woman (and Her Bat) Give Burglar the Business

Oops Upside Your Head: 65-Year-Old Woman (and Her Bat) Give Burglar the Business

Clarese Gainey of Gainesville, Fla., is about that action.

Most 65-year-old women (and men) would hide in the closet and call the police if they caught someone trying to break into their car, but ohhh not Clarese. You know what she did?

“I grab my bat, I brace myself, and I ease the door open,” Gainey told WGFL while demonstrating her Ken Griffey Jr.-esque batting stance. “I took that bat and...

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Breanna Edwards Breanna Edwards Aug 16, 2018.

Tenn. Woman Returns Home to Find Alleged Burglars Having Sex on Her Couch 

Tenn. Woman Returns Home to Find Alleged Burglars Having Sex on Her Couch 

Talk about adding insult to injury.

A South Memphis, Tenn., woman is in shock and is expediting a move after she says she caught two people having sex in her house and ransacking her home, WREG reports.

"It's horrible in there," the victim, Jamie Barnes, told the news station. "It's absolutely horrible in there. It's like they just had a big old nasty party."

According to the report, Barnes...

Breanna Edwards Breanna Edwards Apr 15, 2018.

Intruder Dead After Being Tied to Tree by Ala. Homeowner 

Intruder Dead After Being Tied to Tree by Ala. Homeowner 

An Alabama man is dead after being tied to a tree by the owner of a home that he was allegedly attempting to burglarize, WALA reports.

The incident happened Friday night, and the homeowner, 68-year-old Nathaniel Johnson, was still being questioned as of Saturday.

"I would say this is a very unusual case," Washington County Sheriff Richard Stringer said.

According to the sheriff, Johnson was fed...

Breanna Edwards Breanna Edwards Feb 19, 2018. 13 comments

‘I Didn’t Want to Kill Anybody, but I Didn’t Want to Be Killed’: 83-Year-Old Homeowner Shoots Intruder 

‘I Didn’t Want to Kill Anybody, but I Didn’t Want to Be Killed’: 83-Year-Old Homeowner Shoots Intruder 

An elderly Maryland man defended himself and shot an intruder who broke into his Mitchellville home last week.

According to WJLA-TV, Prince George’s County police were called to the man’s home around 12:30 a.m. Jan. 31. Police say the suspect, who remains unidentified, broke into the home through a basement window before making his way upstairs. He was then shot by 83-year-old Joseph Parker...

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Michael Harriot Michael Harriot Nov 02, 2017. 11 comments

Man Catches Thief, Allows Thief to Catch ‘These Hands’

Man Catches Thief, Allows Thief to Catch ‘These Hands’

Whenever I am the victim of a property crime, the first thing I want to do is whip someone’s ass. If the police called me right now and told me they’d recovered my brand-new MacBook Pro that someone in Southwest Airlines’ baggage department stole from my bag a year ago, and gave me the choice between punching the thief in the mouth and getting my laptop back, I’d think long and hard. (Don’t...

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Breanna Edwards Breanna Edwards Aug 20, 2017. 15 comments

‘Next Time It’s Going to Be a Fire’: Black Minn. Family Moving After New Home Is Burglarized, Vandalized With Racist Graffiti

‘Next Time It’s Going to Be a Fire’: Black Minn. Family Moving After New Home Is Burglarized, Vandalized With Racist Graffiti

Back in December, Latanza Douglas and her family—which includes her husband and three foster children—secured what they thought was their dream home in Delano, Minn. However, three months later, the family feels as if they have no choice but to leave town after their home was ransacked, burglarized and painted with racist graffiti.

According to the Star Tribune, vandals spray-painted racial...

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Breanna Edwards Breanna Edwards Jan 06, 2017.

4 Charged in Horrific Attack of Mentally Disabled Man in Chicago

4 Charged in Horrific Attack of Mentally Disabled Man in Chicago

Four suspects in the case of the horrific torture of a mentally disabled man in Chicago are now facing multiple charges, the Chicago Sun-Times reports. Jordan Hill, 18; Tesfaye Cooper, 18; Brittany Covington, 28; and Tanishia Covington, 24, are all expended to appear in bond court Friday.

The four suspects are all facing charges of hate crime, aggravated kidnapping, aggravated unlawful...

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